—Claudia Schiffer and Karl Lagerfeld team up for the zillionth time to honor German magazine Stern Fotografie‘s 60th issue. Oh, and Claudia is on six different covers, two of which she is a different ethnicity and one of which she happens to portray a man. Those crazy Germans!

—Givenchy truly must have magical powers: Facebook trashing mother and sometimes lesbian lover to Kate Moss, Courtney Love, was seen at a MOMA event hosted by the fashion house looking like an A-list starlet!

—Wannabe-sex symbol Miley Cyrus showcased her stomach at a recent concert in Portugal over the weekend, sporting half a Cheap Trick t-shirt and entirely too many belts that served no purpose for her hot pants. Has no one pointed out to her that she looks like a trashy, bad mess?

—Cameron Diaz covers British Vogue, where she states that humans need sex and that “it’s what we’re here to do.”

—Philip Treacy has thrown his hat in the ring for Brad Pitt to portray him in the Isabella Blow biopic: “Acting isn’t my forte. If I could pick anyone I’d run with Brad Pitt but it’s wishful thinking and perhaps not very likely I know.”

—His return to fashion design has been talked about nonstop since his announcement. Now Olivier Theyskens reveals that his collaboration with Theory is partially due to the line’s affordability: “I’ve always been hoping that my friends can buy what I design.” What a sweetheart! How can we not love this man?

—“Fashion designer” and reality star Whitney Port was snapped up by the paparazzi in pajama shorts and flip-flops. Someone really needs to stop giving this woman “jobs” in the fashion industry.