No, don’t get excited. Neither celebutante is pregnant with twins - the best friends are dating twins. Personally, I love this. This is why I follow celebrity gossip.

Paris Hilton is now dating Benji Madden (truly, a tragic name), and has been for about three weeks. According to one source, the two are really hitting it off. This works out perfectly, as Nicole Richie is preparing to wed his twin brother, Joel Madden.

I smell a new idea for a reality show in the works…