Sounds like New Moon star Robert Pattinson ought to take some tips from Russell Brand when it comes to Googling himself.

In the video, Pattinson recalls his most outrageous tabloid find, stating that he was pregnant!

Jokingly, he divulged where he’s hiding the miraculously-conceived child: “I am [pregnant], yes. Yeah, it’s in my armpit because I’m hiding it from everyone.”