"I’m definitely still wild at heart. But I’ve struck bio-gravity. I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age... There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad."

-- Actor Jack Nicholson, 73, on the downsides of aging.

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