I take it this means James Tupper won’t be marrying his Men in Trees co-star anytime soon?

On last night’s taping of the Late Show, Anne Heche - or was it her alter ego Celestia? - passionately spoke about her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon. If you were clueless about her feelings toward marriage or free-loaders, this 2 1/2 minute clip will catch you up quickly.

Somewhere Ellen Degeneres is glad she wasn’t the talk show host on the other end of that ugly conversation.

(On a random side note: Were those Spanx I saw peeking out from Heche’s dress?)