Bettis gets the key to Detroit.  He joins the ranks of

my hero

South Park villain, Saddam Hussain - former Iraqi dictator.  Back in 1980, Detroit gave the ex-president of Iraq a key to commemorate his kindness and cooperation with the West.  Rev. Jacob Yasso, who ran Chaldean Sacred Heart church in the Motor City, stated this recently when asked why they gave Saddam a key.

Bettis, Detroit’s poster child this winter, had this to say about his association with Hussain:

“I don’t know that I’ll be sharing that with Saddam. I think they canceled his key. They changed the locks on that one.”