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Werd: Pirate - Part Two
Posted by Patrick Snajder Categories: Editorials, Humor,

I mean, c’mon, who doesn’t love pirates, right?
Whether it’s their eye patches or their peg-legs, pirates are a beloved part of human history. So long as there have been valuable things moved over water and poor people with a taste for the sea, there be pirates trying to steal them some booty.
And why not? Thievery on land is a naturally risky business. Most centers of wealth, private or otherwise, are located in densely populated areas. Banks are a good example. The feudal castle of yesteryear is another. Unfortunate for the thief, however, is that most people protect their banks and castles with thick walls and sentries, adding a layer of complication to the simple thief’s plan. And there are always the difficult problem of witnesses. Of course, you can go for petty crimes – stealing the purse or breaking the window of a some other lower/middle class citizen: but there is no great pride in that. The rule of thievery is that if you want to earn a lifetime of respect for your crimes, the crimes must be bold conquests that attain plentiful booty (e.g., Jesse James, Ocean’s 11-13, Vikings).
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