WARNING: The following clip contains offensive and explicit language!

What does Zachary Quinto do when he’s not playing a murderous mutant on Heroes nor an iconic alien for Star Trek? Holds his soul mate at gun point, of course!

In this Funny or Die skit, Quinto returns to his comedic talents in Hostage: A Love Story, where he credits his

uncouth manners to having sisters (as he holds a gun to his date’s head over lunch). For realsies.