“I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband - ha ha ha.”

-John Mayer’s sexual napalm, Jessica Simpson, drawing the line when it comes to her future acting roles. (Has someone been offering her any?)

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