“I’m not plugging Life As We Know It. That’s exactly what I’m not doing. I was looking at the poster and the trailer for it and it’s like ‘C’mon, f**kin’ hell.’ The whole thing is like, “Oh my God, oh my God, this baby is sh*tting everywhere. There’s sh*t on my face! What the f**k is a diaper, what do I sterilize? Uh do I put my dick in the sterilizer?”

-Kick-Ass actor and new father Aaron Johnson explaining why he would not recommend the Katherine Heigl movie.

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