If you had 15 minutes to talk to Kevin Smith, what would you ask him? What if you had a whole day?

This Labor Day, the Clerks director will turn to his Twitter account to answer all your questions. The 24-hour “Tweet-A-Thon” was organized to help promote his upcoming book.

“This is not news at all. In fact, it’s kinda stupid,” Smith admitted about the stunt. “But I wanna see if I can do it. I’ve been training for this my whole life, simply by being a lazy fat-ass who’d rather stare at a screen than better himself with a brisk constitutional. Someone asked what my training regimen is gonna be, and I told them I’ve already stockpiled lots of Count Chocula.”

Based on a recent tweet, Kevin plans to be actively participating in the conversation. “Fair warning if you’re following me: Monday, I’m gonna Skeet-Tweet all da live long day. TURN OFF YOUR MOBILE UPDATES, ‘lest your phone fry,” he advised.

Those who’d rather not establish a Twitter account, can just wait for his book to come out. Shootin’ the Sh*t with Kevin Smith: The Best of the SModcast hits shelves on September 22.

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