[Sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas]

On The 12 Days of Comics My True Love Gave To Me:

12 Prices Increased
11 Books Rescheduled
10 Tweets from Tyrese
9 Failed Relaunches
8 Websites Bitching
7 Variant Covers
6 Lame Crossovers
5 Separate Earths
4 Big Events
3 Lawsuits
2 OGN’s
And some movie deals for books I don’t read!

Happy Holidays!

[Artwork: Cover to Batman #27, yanked from Tomztoyz.]