Probably the weirdest guest to appear at the 2010 Wizard World Chicago this weekend was the convicted former Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich.

Fortunately, I had a few friends in attendance who listened when Rod spoke. Here’s what they’ve reported back: the Top Ten things overheard from Mr. Blagojevich.

10: “Stan Lee wants to make my hair into a super-hero. Who’s Stanley?”

9: “I didn’t know Princess Leia had so many yummy slave sisters.”

8: “Want to buy my pass for Sunday?”

7: “How much is my copy of Spawn #1 worth?”

6: “I’m not cosplaying. I AM Rod Blagojevich.”

5: “I did not know ‘Blago’ was an old Lee-Ditko monster.”

4: “CBS is interested in my Twitter feed: Sh*t I’ve Been Convicted Of.”

3: “Chicago? Best pizza in the world! Except for here at the convention center.”

2: “I’m writing a new Thor mini-series.”

1: “I’m a celebrity. Get me out of here.”

[Artwork: Photo of Rod Blagojevich]

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