According to Pauly D’s MTV bio, the 28-year-old “orders gel by the case and does his hair twice a day—once in the morning and once before hitting the town.”

But if you thought the Jersey Shore star spent hours doing his hair, you’d be wrong. “Rhode Island’s most well known DJ” claims he can achieve his patented look in

. That includes Step One (The Blow Out), Step Two (Product) and Step Three (The Spray). Impressive.

Of course—we don’t know how it actually takes for him to get the junk out of his hair….