When asked about crazy Twilight merchandise, Robert Pattinson can barely keep a straight face when revealing that there’s “glitter lube stuff” with his face on it!

“I like the glitter lube stuff. I thought that was really funny. I was just like, ‘I did not sign that! Where is the paper?’ I think, yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s glitter… I think it’s lube.”

I know what I’m using for my Twilight costume this Halloween. What’s the most outrageous vampiric product you’ve seen lately?