“Oh, my God, it was a nightmare. It was really exhausting - legs dancing under the table and all the tensing-up of the body. By the end of the day, I felt like I’d run a marathon. No one wants to orgasm 35 times a day.”

- Katherine Heigl on faking orgasms in her latest movie, The Ugly Truth. Is that woman ever happy about anything?

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