Remember when Tom Cruise was a truly A-list star, Hollywood royalty, and possibly the hunkiest hunk around? Now, he’s a type of weed. And yes, I am talking about that kind of weed.

According to gossip, Cruise has a big chip on his shoulder because a medical marijuana facility is marketing a certain type of the drug as “Tom Cruise Purple,” even using his likeness to push the product. If the smoke gets people half as high as Cruise seemed when he jumped on Oprah’s couch, it’s sure to become a hit.