We’ve already heard how Mel Gibson would handle a phone conversation with Christian Bale. But what would it sound like if Mad Max met Isaiah Mustafa?

In this new NSFW mashup, consisting of audio from Old Spice’s series of YouTube clips, the angry Oscar winner criticizes the shirtless commercial star for being “provocatively dressed all the time.”

As the conversation continues, Gibson becomes increasingly annoyed by Mustafa’s responses. (Mel: “I need a woman!” Isaiah: “Most women I’ve met, seem to be wearing bikinis…so maybe the bikini aisle of your local mall area?”)

But despite acting like a “baby with the muscle structure of a man,” Mel does manage to receive at least one compliment from the towel-clad actor. “Congrats to you on your tremendous communication skills,” Isaiah states.