Oh please don’t let it be true! More bad news for those of us with ears…

Although no official deals have been made, Kevin Federline is likely to use his wife’s connections to force his way into the music business. The infamous “Mr. Britney Spears”, who starred with Spears in the short-lived reality series Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, is allegedly working on getting a recording contract. The talentless freeloader and aspiring “rapper” has been meeting with Spears’s label, Jive Records.

His hip-hop “career” was jumpstarted with the single, “PopoZão,” which was released online to mixed reviews. By “mixed reviews” of course, I mean that some people hated it and some people simply made fun of it. “K-Fed” later claimed that the single was just a joke and that when people hear his real release they would be blown away. Okaaaay.

He plans to release his first album, Playing With Fire, in August. God help us all.