While en route to yesterday’s American Music Awards, Paula Abdul gave fans an idea of what to expect on the red carpet.

“I am practically laying down in the Limo cause the dress I am wearing…I have been poured into!! No Joke!! Not Fun!! Fashion HURTS!!” Abdul tweeted. If she only knew how much it would hurt us to see it.

You know - American Idol might be better off without Abdul. I have no idea how they would ever fit something like that under the judges’ table.

(Make sure to check out our other questionable outfits of the day.)