UPDATE: Tila is not yet pregnant; she just plans to be.

It’s time once again to congratulate those celebrities entering into parenthood:

Johnny Knoxville: There’s a new jackass in the making in the Knoxville household. The reality star - real name Phillip John Clapp - and girlfriend Naomi Nelson welcomed a baby boy over the weekend. Rocko Akira Clapp is now Johnny’s second child. He also has a teenage daughter from a previous marriage.

Michelle Stafford: The soap opera star now has a young and restless character in her own home. On Monday, Michelle said hello to Natalia Scout Lee Stafford, who was born via a surrogate. The birth comes after several years of unsuccessful pregnancy attempts.

Tila Tequila: The reality and internet star claims she’s pregnant—and the baby’s not even hers. According to the star’s tweets, she’s carrying a child for her brother. “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!” Tequila wrote. It’s not known when her niece or nephew may be due.

Leelee Sobieski: Christmas came early for the Public Enemies actress. On December 16, Leelee and fashion designer Adam Kimmel became first-time parents to a little girl. A wedding date has not yet been announced for the engaged couple.

Sofia Coppola: There’ll soon be more baby talk for the Lost in Translation director. Coppola and musician Thomas Mars are currently expecting their second child together. Daughter Romy was born in November 2006.

Scott Stapp: The Creed singer is going to have his arms wide open once again. Stapp, already a father of a 3-year-old girl and 11-year-old boy, is now anticipating his second child with Jaclyn, his wife of nearly 4 years. The baby is due in July.