Who knew Matthew McConaughey wasn’t above accepting a little dough?

In the latest issue of OK!, the Fool’s Gold star gives us our first glimpse of the world’s next beach bum. Matthew told the magazine that he and girlfriend Camila Alves welcomed son Levi on July 7th by introducing a bit of spirited movement into the birthing room.

“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

The 38-year-old actor then quickly realized that pushing out a child isn’t all fun and laughter:

“We ended up having an epidural because, on the large contractions, the umbilical cord was being compressed. This is where I learned — and no one tells you this — but having a baby is a bloody, pukey, sweaty, primeval thing! And I mean that as a beautiful thing.”

Keep in mind, that description came from a guy who doesn’t wear deodorant. So really - it just grossed me out.