You

love television and there’s $7,500 USD burning a hole in your pocket?  If that’s the case, then do we have a deal for you.  Actually, DirecTV has a deal for you with their new Titanium package.  With the Titanium package there’s no worrying about not having enough channels to watch.  No, your new problem is not having enough TVs to watch all of your programming on.

The latest offering from DirecTV is so new, it’s not even released yet, but you can sign up to be contacted when it does go live on June 28th.  As a proud subscriber, your $7,500 annual tithe to the dieties at DirecTV will get you up to ten HD DVR receivers, every channel, every Pay-Per-View, every sporting event, every adult program, every HDTV channel, and every movie that DirecTV offers.  Tossed in for good measure is a 24/7 concierge service which gives you . . . well, we don’t know yet.  However, it’s doubtful they’re going to send someone over with a few cases of beer when you run out in the middle of the Super Bowl, but hey, anything is possible for the right price.