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Wonder Woman Fail: TV Series DOA

Posted by Tom Mason Categories: Editorials, Television, DC Comics,

Adrianne PalickiWe’ve all heard the news now: David E. Kelley’s proposed Wonder Woman TV pilot did not get the greenlight from NBC.

But what we haven’t heard are the real reasons behind the cancellation. Here then, are the Top Ten Reasons Why The New Wonder Woman Series failed:

10. Typical David E. Kelley: Too much “Wondering Woman,” not enough actual Wonder Woman

9. Etta Candy played by Calista Flockhart

8. To be trendy, Amazon homeland changed to Amazon.com

7. William Shatner and James Spader as dueling Steve Trevors

6. Diana Prince works for wacky urban law firm

5. Costume not patriotic enough for Republicans; not wild enough for comic book fans

4. Invisible Plane deployed to Iraq

3. Lasso of Truth releasing plot details to TMZ

2. Even at 60, Lynda Carter still a wonder

1. Not enough girls tying each other up and kissing

[Artwork: Adrianne Palicki as WW, © DC Comics]



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