Yesterday, Dustin Diamond, better known as “Screech” on Saved by the Bell, appeared on the Howard Stern show.  Among other more, uh, salacious topics, Dustin sent out a plea to help him keep his house in Wisconsin.  Apparently, he bought his house on a land contract, and now that the property value has gone way up on it, he has 30 days to pay $250,000, or it will be taken away from him. Moved by compassion and nostalgia to pity his plight?  If so, you can help.  Dustin has come up with the idea of selling “D-Shirts”, the proceeds of which will all go towards helping Dustin pay for his house before it’s foreclosed on.  Just $15 will get you a shirt that says “I Paid $15.00 to Save Screeech’s House.”  Or, if you don’t feel so bad for him, just e-mail him and ask him where all his Saved by the Bell money has gone to. 

I bet that somehow, some way, someone is gonna find a way to make a reality show out of this…