Sorry, Kristin Cavallari.  You may have dated her man, stolen her poses and copied her hairstyles…but you won’t be getting Jessica Simpson’s job as well.

The producer of the recent big-screen dud, The Dukes of Hazzard, recently announced two-head shaking things.  One—that he wanted to make a prequel to the critically-despised flick. Eye roll, please.  And second—that he wanted to cast Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari as Daisy Duke.  Now anyone who has watched Kristin blossom for a complete nobody to a complete wannabe like I have knows that she has been aiming to be the next Jessica Simpson.  And while I don’t really care for either one of them, I was pleased to hear that Cavallari will finally have to steal somebody else’s life.  It was announced today that instead of going with another blonde, the producers finally chose a brunette (Deal or No Deal’s April Scott) to fill dark-haired Catherine Bach’s shoes….I mean, daisy dukes.

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