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What does an orgasm feel like, for women?
Posted: 06 October 2004 10:09 AM     [ Ignore ]  
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Or if you’re a guy, how do women describe their own orgasms?  I imagine it to be like a cup that’s slowly filling up between their legs and that spilleth over in warmth.

Yes, we’re hitting a new low today.  👏

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Posted: 06 October 2004 11:30 AM   [ # 1 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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sometimes… your posts really freak me out

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Posted: 06 October 2004 11:34 AM   [ # 2 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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I used to be a lot worse, when I was on MUD’s back in the 90’s.  😛

No answer though?  :?

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Posted: 06 October 2004 11:36 AM   [ # 3 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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I’ve been told by women that there are several kinds. The first is a clitoral orgasm which is apparently pretty decent, probably the equivalent of a male orgasm. These can occur multiple times. The second is the vaginal orgasm which is apparently a euphoria no man could possibly hope to attain. Sometimes I’m very jealous of women, but when you look at it, most men are probably done before a woman gets started or they don’t listen to their girl and “return the favor.” That’s why I suggest you ask your girlfriend or whoever what they like. Usually they’ll be pretty up front about it.  Also, the “g” spot may or may not actually exist. I’ve been told that apparently it’s really just combination of the two kinds of orgasm for a woman. Lucky lucky girls.  😛

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Posted: 06 October 2004 11:39 AM   [ # 4 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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[quote author=“sweet jesus”]The second is the vaginal orgasm which is apparently a euphoria no man could possibly hope to attain.

Wait, then how do they know it exists if no man has ever reached it—oh wait, nevermind.  :oops:

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Posted: 06 October 2004 11:40 AM   [ # 5 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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this thread is just…scary…

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Posted: 06 October 2004 11:40 AM   [ # 6 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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[quote author=“HectorGearLive”][quote author=“sweet jesus”]The second is the vaginal orgasm which is apparently a euphoria no man could possibly hope to attain.

Wait, then how do they know it exists if no man has ever reached it—oh wait, nevermind.  :oops:

This is the info I’ve picked up from several friends and girlfriends I’ve had.  You should take a notebook into the bedroom. You’ll be quizzed later.

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Posted: 06 October 2004 11:41 AM   [ # 7 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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[quote author=“jbeana”]this thread is just…scary…

Prude!!! j/k 😛

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Posted: 06 October 2004 11:43 AM   [ # 8 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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[quote author=“jbeana”]this thread is just…scary…

Answer the question dang-it!!  :|=

Sweet Jesus and I are just pulling theories out our @sses.

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Posted: 06 October 2004 12:00 PM   [ # 9 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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i dunno, but im interested to know why women get so much more pleasure out of sex, and do none of the work?  seem fair?  huh?  HUH?!  lol

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Posted: 06 October 2004 12:05 PM   [ # 10 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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[quote author=“sweet jesus”][quote author=“jbeana”]this thread is just…scary…

Prude!!! j/k 😛

haha, i really am a prude.  you think i’m bad now, you should have seen me two years ago!

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Posted: 06 October 2004 12:29 PM   [ # 11 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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[quote author=“jncsta2000”]i dunno, but im interested to know why women get so much more pleasure out of sex, and do none of the work?  seem fair?  huh?  HUH?!  lol

What?  My wife says that I always get to have all the fun.  :oops:  😢

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Posted: 06 October 2004 12:52 PM   [ # 12 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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[quote author=“HectorGearLive”][quote author=“jncsta2000”]i dunno, but im interested to know why women get so much more pleasure out of sex, and do none of the work?  seem fair?  huh?  HUH?!  lol

What?  My wife says that I always get to have all the fun.  :oops:  😢

it’s true!  sex for guys is all Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma’am!

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Posted: 06 October 2004 02:19 PM   [ # 13 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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Guys do all the damn work and all the girls do is either a) lay there and get pleasured or b) sit ontop of you and get pleasured…either way they are being lazy and getting pleasured! wtf!

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Posted: 06 October 2004 02:23 PM   [ # 14 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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:lol:

It’s so weird.  I have to work not to have an orgasm, if you can catch my drift.

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Posted: 06 October 2004 02:24 PM   [ # 15 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Think about baseball or ugly fat people…it helps.

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Posted: 06 October 2004 02:31 PM   [ # 16 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]  
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[quote author=“Attica”]Think about baseball or ugly fat people…it helps.

It’s not going to help if thinking about those things makes you unexcited, if you know what I mean.  😉  Then the girl you’re with will think you can’t perform and that, I imagine, is a whole lot worse than trying to hold an orgasm in.

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Posted: 06 October 2004 02:33 PM   [ # 17 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]  
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It’s not a matter of “not performing” it’s a matter of holding it in until your girl gets off :think: It’s outta respect for the woman…

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Posted: 06 October 2004 02:35 PM   [ # 18 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]  
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Well you’d just be surprised at how easy it is for men to lose it.  I’m slightly better than Forrest Gump.

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Posted: 06 October 2004 02:46 PM   [ # 19 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]  
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[quote author=“HectorGearLive”]Well you’d just be surprised at how easy it is for men to lose it.  I’m slightly better than Forrest Gump.

:lol:

You guys should get together and write a book or something.  “How To: Be Slightly Better Than Forrest Gump”.  What about the guy in American Pie?

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Posted: 06 October 2004 03:10 PM   [ # 20 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]  
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wow, i stop posting for a couple days and this is what happens.

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Posted: 06 October 2004 03:31 PM   [ # 21 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]  
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Well, your Mom tells me that…. errr, I shouldn’t be telling you that!  :D

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Posted: 06 October 2004 03:57 PM   [ # 22 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]  
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[quote author=“SpiceLMF”]sometimes… your posts really freak me out

LMAO

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Posted: 06 October 2004 04:04 PM   [ # 23 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]  
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[quote author=“HectorGearLive”]Well you’d just be surprised at how easy it is for men to lose it.  I’m slightly better than Forrest Gump.

hahahhahahaha that’s the funniest thing.. sorry that wasn’t to make fun of your sexual abilities.. just a very funny comment.

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Posted: 06 October 2004 07:03 PM   [ # 24 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]  
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o god haha look what gearlive has turned into.

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Posted: 06 October 2004 07:18 PM   [ # 25 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]  
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My favorite part was when he described the vaginal cavity as a “cup”

LOL

Oh Hector… LOL

LMAO HECTOR, I am going to put that on my signature, I think—for a while. I am selfish and like *my* stuff on there a lot :|

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