[quote author=“jbeana”]  You guys should get together and write a book or something.  “How To: Be Slightly Better Than Forrest Gump”.  What about the guy in American Pie?

Believe it or not, I never saw AP.  He couldn’t have been much worse than Forrest, right?  I try to be funny but slightly offensive at the same time.  Interesting combo.

[quote author=“HectorGearLive”][quote author=“jbeana”]  You guys should get together and write a book or something.  “How To: Be Slightly Better Than Forrest Gump”.  What about the guy in American Pie?

Believe it or not, I never saw AP.  He couldn’t have been much worse than Forrest, right?  I try to be funny but slightly offensive at the same time.  Interesting combo.

The movie’s pretty much just about a bunch of hormonal teenagers looking to score.  The theme carries through to AP2 and American Wedding, except in the last one, they’re older-but-still-as-immature-as-they-were-in-AP young men looking to score.

Women have it amazing…..

Think about it - MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!

When a guys done, he’s done.  Even if he wishes he could keep the feeling, he can’t.  And for a lot of guys the feeling doesn’t even last that long.  Women can.  And from the way I’ve heard them scream, they feel it long before they even start to orgasm.  And then they roll on to another one, and another one, and another one…..

And the most unfair part is, they can just sit back and enjoy the ride!  Whereas the guy has to worry about not getting too excited and releasing too early.

In my next life, I hope to be a damn hot girl.

[quote author=“brookey86”]Women have it amazing…..

Think about it - MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!

When a guys done, he’s done.  Even if he wishes he could keep the feeling, he can’t.  And for a lot of guys the feeling doesn’t even last that long.  Women can.  And from the way I’ve heard them scream, they feel it long before they even start to orgasm.  And then they roll on to another one, and another one, and another one…..

And the most unfair part is, they can just sit back and enjoy the ride!  Whereas the guy has to worry about not getting too excited and releasing too early.

In my next life, I hope to be a damn hot girl.

See, but I’d be so tired if I were a female. Orgasms take out a lot from you! Or maybe this is just for men…?

[quote author=“brookey86”]Women have it amazing…..

Think about it - MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!

When a guys done, he’s done.  Even if he wishes he could keep the feeling, he can’t.  And for a lot of guys the feeling doesn’t even last that long.  Women can.  And from the way I’ve heard them scream, they feel it long before they even start to orgasm.  And then they roll on to another one, and another one, and another one…..

And the most unfair part is, they can just sit back and enjoy the ride!  Whereas the guy has to worry about not getting too excited and releasing too early.

In my next life, I hope to be a damn hot girl.

except girls have a bigger chance of not have an orgasm AT ALL.

[quote author=“SpiceLMF”][quote author=“brookey86”]Women have it amazing…..

Think about it - MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!

When a guys done, he’s done.  Even if he wishes he could keep the feeling, he can’t.  And for a lot of guys the feeling doesn’t even last that long.  Women can.  And from the way I’ve heard them scream, they feel it long before they even start to orgasm.  And then they roll on to another one, and another one, and another one…..

And the most unfair part is, they can just sit back and enjoy the ride!  Whereas the guy has to worry about not getting too excited and releasing too early.

In my next life, I hope to be a damn hot girl.

except girls have a bigger chance of not have an orgasm AT ALL.

Hence da fake-age 😉

[quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“brookey86”]Women have it amazing…..

Think about it - MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!

When a guys done, he’s done.  Even if he wishes he could keep the feeling, he can’t.  And for a lot of guys the feeling doesn’t even last that long.  Women can.  And from the way I’ve heard them scream, they feel it long before they even start to orgasm.  And then they roll on to another one, and another one, and another one…..

And the most unfair part is, they can just sit back and enjoy the ride!  Whereas the guy has to worry about not getting too excited and releasing too early.

In my next life, I hope to be a damn hot girl.

See, but I’d be so tired if I were a female. Orgasms take out a lot from you! Or maybe this is just for men…?

yeah they make you tired, but thats why you have before bed sex and sleep well through the night.

[quote author=“brookey86”][quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“brookey86”]Women have it amazing…..

Think about it - MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!

When a guys done, he’s done.  Even if he wishes he could keep the feeling, he can’t.  And for a lot of guys the feeling doesn’t even last that long.  Women can.  And from the way I’ve heard them scream, they feel it long before they even start to orgasm.  And then they roll on to another one, and another one, and another one…..

And the most unfair part is, they can just sit back and enjoy the ride!  Whereas the guy has to worry about not getting too excited and releasing too early.

In my next life, I hope to be a damn hot girl.

See, but I’d be so tired if I were a female. Orgasms take out a lot from you! Or maybe this is just for men…?

yeah they make you tired, but thats why you have before bed sex and sleep well through the night.

o0o0o0o, well aren’t *you* quite da Utilitarian 😉

[quote author=“SpiceLMF”][quote author=“brookey86”]Women have it amazing…..

Think about it - MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!

When a guys done, he’s done.  Even if he wishes he could keep the feeling, he can’t.  And for a lot of guys the feeling doesn’t even last that long.  Women can.  And from the way I’ve heard them scream, they feel it long before they even start to orgasm.  And then they roll on to another one, and another one, and another one…..

And the most unfair part is, they can just sit back and enjoy the ride!  Whereas the guy has to worry about not getting too excited and releasing too early.

In my next life, I hope to be a damn hot girl.

except girls have a bigger chance of not have an orgasm AT ALL.

Yeah, I’ve dated girls who have a dozen and some who never have any.  All I know it’s hard to believe that a woman’s orgasm feels any better than what I experience.  I mean, how could it get any better?  I’d love to find out, but I’d probably stop going to work…  :o

basically…

http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm

[quote author=“primo2424”]basically…

http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm

i am oh-so-scared to click on that link…especially with the topic of the thread being what it is

[quote author=“primo2424”]basically…

http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm

that was pretty funny.  and oh so true…..the last girl i was with was constantly changing her mind (faster slower faster faster ok slower)