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3 things to buy at walmart to shock the cashier
Posted: 24 May 2005 02:56 PM     [ Ignore ]  
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name 3 things you can buy at walmart together to shock the cashier.

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Posted: 24 May 2005 03:08 PM   [ # 1 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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What about that anti-masturbatory gum :? Gohan posted it on here a while back. I don’t remember where the thread is. Someone, do a search! :P

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Posted: 24 May 2005 03:31 PM   [ # 2 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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a hand saw, a drop cloth or sheet, and duct tape(perfect for hiding a murder!  😉  )

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Posted: 24 May 2005 03:35 PM   [ # 3 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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condoms. lube. beef jerky. or slim jims, either or.

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Posted: 24 May 2005 03:46 PM   [ # 4 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Posted: 24 May 2005 05:09 PM   [ # 5 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Shotgun, bible, and booze…

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Posted: 24 May 2005 05:13 PM   [ # 6 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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[quote author=“Wolfeman”]Shotgun, bible, and booze…

:P Isn’t that what every trashy Wal-Mart customer buys anyway?

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Posted: 24 May 2005 05:15 PM   [ # 7 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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[quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“Wolfeman”]Shotgun, bible, and booze…

:P Isn’t that what every trashy Wal-Mart customer buys anyway?

alll the immigrants go to wal-mart.. dont make fun of us.. we not trashy..

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Posted: 24 May 2005 05:18 PM   [ # 8 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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[quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“Wolfeman”]Shotgun, bible, and booze…

:P Isn’t that what every trashy Wal-Mart customer buys anyway?

Oh I thought that was the question :)

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Posted: 24 May 2005 06:17 PM   [ # 9 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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[quote author=“IsMaR”][quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“Wolfeman”]Shotgun, bible, and booze…

:P Isn’t that what every trashy Wal-Mart customer buys anyway?

alll the immigrants go to wal-mart.. dont make fun of us.. we not trashy..

Psh! That’s not true. I’ve met plenty of wealthy immigrants who shop at haute couture places like it’s Wal-Mart, and I’ve met plenty of homeland people that shop at Wal-Mart! Wal-Mart is often associated with trashy people, whether you’re an immigrant or not. :oops: I shop at Wal-Mart sometimes though.. hehe

HEY, you can’t beat those roll-back prices!!

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Posted: 24 May 2005 06:29 PM   [ # 10 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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[quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“IsMaR”][quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“Wolfeman”]Shotgun, bible, and booze…

:P Isn’t that what every trashy Wal-Mart customer buys anyway?

alll the immigrants go to wal-mart.. dont make fun of us.. we not trashy..

Psh! That’s not true. I’ve met plenty of wealthy immigrants who shop at haute couture places like it’s Wal-Mart, and I’ve met plenty of homeland people that shop at Wal-Mart! Wal-Mart is often associated with trashy people, whether you’re an immigrant or not. :oops: I shop at Wal-Mart sometimes though.. hehe

HEY, you can’t beat those roll-back prices!!


i saw people at wal-mart that i can just throw up right there.. but

nvm

you’re right

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Posted: 24 May 2005 06:30 PM   [ # 11 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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[quote author=“IsMaR”][quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“IsMaR”][quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“Wolfeman”]Shotgun, bible, and booze…

:P Isn’t that what every trashy Wal-Mart customer buys anyway?

alll the immigrants go to wal-mart.. dont make fun of us.. we not trashy..

Psh! That’s not true. I’ve met plenty of wealthy immigrants who shop at haute couture places like it’s Wal-Mart, and I’ve met plenty of homeland people that shop at Wal-Mart! Wal-Mart is often associated with trashy people, whether you’re an immigrant or not. :oops: I shop at Wal-Mart sometimes though.. hehe

HEY, you can’t beat those roll-back prices!!


i saw people at wal-mart that i can just throw up right there.. but

nvm

you’re right

LOL

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Posted: 24 May 2005 07:05 PM   [ # 12 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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[quote author=“DrummerGirl81”]a hand saw, a drop cloth or sheet, and duct tape(perfect for hiding a murder!  😉  )


:o :lol:  :lol:

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Posted: 24 May 2005 07:11 PM   [ # 13 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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exlax, sleeping pills, toilet paper.

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Posted: 25 May 2005 10:21 AM   [ # 14 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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nvm

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Posted: 25 May 2005 12:38 PM   [ # 15 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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What’s Wal-Mart? Do they, like, sell wall stuff there?

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Posted: 25 May 2005 12:41 PM   [ # 16 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]  
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tampons - if you’re a guy.

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Posted: 25 May 2005 12:50 PM   [ # 17 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]  
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I’ve never been to Wal Mart, and I don’t think I want to go.

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Posted: 25 May 2005 01:42 PM   [ # 18 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]  
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1. Diesel Fuel, Fertiziler and a power-wheels jeep
2. A Lightsaber, Anal Lube, and a Darth Vader Costume

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Posted: 25 May 2005 01:58 PM   [ # 19 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]  
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[quote author=“plugg3d in”]1. Diesel Fuel, Fertiziler and a power-wheels jeep
2. A Lightsaber, Anal Lube, and a Darth Vader Costume

wow that most be for one kinky night of fun

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Posted: 25 May 2005 02:22 PM   [ # 20 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]  
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check out a freakin 400 pounds fat lady. :lol:

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Posted: 26 May 2005 09:45 AM   [ # 21 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]  
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A pregnacy test, tampons, and some femine itch cream or something like that.  It’s only funny if you are a guy though, but most people here are.

When the cashier gives you a weird look, look at her and scream out “YOU DON’T KNOW ME!”

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Posted: 26 May 2005 09:54 AM   [ # 22 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]  
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[quote author=“Bend3r”]A pregnacy test, tampons, and some femine itch cream or something like that.  It’s only funny if you are a guy though, but most people here are.

When the cashier gives you a weird look, look at her and scream out “YOU DON’T KNOW ME!”

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Pregnancy test, rope, shovel :)

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Posted: 26 May 2005 09:57 AM   [ # 23 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]  
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[quote author=“antman22”]condoms. lube. beef jerky. or slim jims, either or.

ROFLMAO!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  😢  :lol:  :lol:  😢  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Posted: 26 May 2005 10:01 AM   [ # 24 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]  
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[quote author=“Ken_Allen”]exlax, sleeping pills, toilet paper.

Ex-Lax, Depends, and diaper rash ointment!  :sick:

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Posted: 03 June 2005 08:17 AM   [ # 25 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]  
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this could take some thought: here are some possibilities:

1. webcam, lubricant of some type (ky will do), and a leash
2. binoculars, straws, and toilet paper (spitball sniping)
3. rotary phone, typewriter and carbon paper (who knows what the heck they are good for?)
4. really long extension cord, really long ethernet cable, and a computer.

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