If you remember the movie “Big” that starred Tom Hanks, this dude started all the chaos. Now you can own your own Zoltar, who stands a full 6 1/2 feet tall in a cabinet of oak and tempered glass and weighs 225 pounds.  He is capable of delivering 16 oral fortunes and 23 printed ones at a time. With voice recognition, he nods up and down and his hand moves back and forth over his illuminated crystal ball.

Zoltar comes with 2000 fortune cards and is available at Hammacher at a price of $8,995.95 plus $500 shipping. You can even set Zoltar up for removable coinage, which sounds like an excellent idea to us if you want him to earn his keep.