How can I tell if breasts are fake? |
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I use the quarter test. I flick a quarter at her boob and if it hits her boob and it falls to the ground, ding ding, they’re real. If it comes flying back at me at 2x the speed, def fake. If she puts the quarter in her pocket and takes me to her bedroom, I couldn’t care less. |
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[quote author=“antman22”]I use the quarter test. I flick a quarter at her boob and if it hits her boob and it falls to the ground, ding ding, they’re real. If it comes flying back at me at 2x the speed, def fake. If she puts the quarter in her pocket and takes me to her bedroom, I couldn’t care less.
I literally laughed out loud. Good stuff… |
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[quote author=“antman22”]I use the quarter test. I flick a quarter at her boob and if it hits her boob and it falls to the ground, ding ding, they’re real. If it comes flying back at me at 2x the speed, def fake. If she puts the quarter in her pocket and takes me to her bedroom, I couldn’t care less.
lol u wish |
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[quote author=“Wolfeman”][quote author=“antman22”]I use the quarter test. I flick a quarter at her boob and if it hits her boob and it falls to the ground, ding ding, they’re real. If it comes flying back at me at 2x the speed, def fake. If she puts the quarter in her pocket and takes me to her bedroom, I couldn’t care less.
I literally laughed out loud. Good stuff…
lol me too!
Antman-
you’re soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! 👏
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[quote author=“sebring”][quote author=“drummergirl81”][quote author=“munkyxtc”]The only 100% failsafe way to tell if they are fake? Hold a flash light under the breast, and turn it on— if they are real no light will emit from them; however if they are fake, they will light up like a boob-o-lantern on halloween.
Seriously!
its fun to paint faces on boob-o-lanterns! :lol:
Good job on reviving a dead thread.
what better then boob-o-lanterns to revive a dead thread! i couldn’t resist! |
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[quote author=“evilXhwnd”][quote author=“antman22”]I use the quarter test. I flick a quarter at her boob and if it hits her boob and it falls to the ground, ding ding, they’re real. If it comes flying back at me at 2x the speed, def fake. If she puts the quarter in her pocket and takes me to her bedroom, I couldn’t care less.
lol u wish
Yeah, and? |
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[quote author=“antman22”][quote author=“evilXhwnd”][quote author=“antman22”]I use the quarter test. I flick a quarter at her boob and if it hits her boob and it falls to the ground, ding ding, they’re real. If it comes flying back at me at 2x the speed, def fake. If she puts the quarter in her pocket and takes me to her bedroom, I couldn’t care less.
lol u wish
Yeah, and?
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[quote author=“drummergirl81”] 
LOL, sweet! |
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going back to the topic: fake boobs have that wierd wrinkle on the side of the breast when the reach STRETCHING extremes (ie jumping, running, etc) kinda wierd and intruiging at the same time. :think:
Side note: i cant believe i responded to this thread |
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[quote author=“EdwinGearLive”]going back to the topic: fake boobs have that wierd wrinkle on the side of the breast when the reach STRETCHING extremes (ie jumping, running, etc) kinda wierd and intruiging at the same time. :think:
Side note: i cant believe i responded to this thread
i dunno about that. i think the best way is to bite them and dont let go until you get an answer, or something else you want. 😉 |
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[quote author=“drummergirl81”][quote author=“EdwinGearLive”]going back to the topic: fake boobs have that wierd wrinkle on the side of the breast when the reach STRETCHING extremes (ie jumping, running, etc) kinda wierd and intruiging at the same time. :think:
Side note: i cant believe i responded to this thread
i dunno about that. i think the best way is to bite them and dont let go until you get an answer, or something else you want. 😉
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[quote author=“Andreux”][quote author=“drummergirl81”][quote author=“EdwinGearLive”]going back to the topic: fake boobs have that wierd wrinkle on the side of the breast when the reach STRETCHING extremes (ie jumping, running, etc) kinda wierd and intruiging at the same time. :think:
Side note: i cant believe i responded to this thread
i dunno about that. i think the best way is to bite them and dont let go until you get an answer, or something else you want. 😉
ROFLMAO!
that is OFFICIALLY the funniest thing i have ever seen on GL!
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biting is sorta unsanitary. you don’t know where that booby has been. |
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How come no one has said…
ASK HER? :o :o :o |
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[quote author=“evilXhwnd”]why not just ask?
Someone did Wolfeman. |
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[quote author=“OscarGearLive”][quote author=“evilXhwnd”]why not just ask?
Someone did Wolfeman.
DAMN YOU OSCAR!!! |
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[quote author=“Wolfeman”][quote author=“OscarGearLive”][quote author=“evilXhwnd”]why not just ask?
Someone did Wolfeman.
DAMN YOU OSCAR!!!
Yeah, that Oscar iz one sly dawg, let me tell ya |
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:lol: Just given credit where credit is due. 8) |
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[quote author=“OscarGearLive”][quote author=“evilXhwnd”]why not just ask?
Someone did Wolfeman.
PWNED!
:o
😉
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[quote author=“drummergirl81”][quote author=“OscarGearLive”][quote author=“evilXhwnd”]why not just ask?
Someone did Wolfeman.
PWNED!
:o
😉
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You watch it girl or I’m not watching Desperate Housewives tonight… :o :o :o |
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