Well, another dangerous criminal is off the streets and suffering (for the next twenty-two days, at least) for their offenses. That’s right: Paris Hilton is now in jail. The millionaire heiress traded her usual stunning clothes for bright county orange yesterday, and now spends twenty-three hours of every single day all alone in a very tiny room. Sounds a little like the plot for The Simple Life, only this time Richie is still out and still partying without Paris. Early reports call Paris everything from polite to thankful, though the heiress is no doubt counting down the seconds to her release. I sense a huge, get-out-of-jail party coming in about three weeks. Someone tell Paris to be careful - she doesn’t want to go back to county lockup.