Okay, everyone pick up where the last person left off:

Once upon a time, in a land called Nir, there lived a boy named creejoh. He and his squire, HectorGearLive, set out on a quest to slay a dragon. However, HectorGearLive needed to purchase some tampons for his wife before he left. So he walked to the nearest convenience store, and on the way through a dark alley, he…

ran into a terrible character by the name of SweetJesus.  The hulking figure loomed over HectorGearLive in a most terrifying manner. When questioned what he wanted, SweetJesus simply replied…

...“play the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your soooul!”
they looked at each other and they each said “O.K.”
And they played the first thing that came to their heads, it just so happened to be the BEST song in the world!.

(my god that sucked.. sorry if i ruined it)

HectorGearLive began to belt out Celine Dion’s smash hit “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now”.  Then they left SweetJesus and continued on their way, until who should appear but…

Andreux, the wise, old wizard! Upon his arrival, quoth Andreux:

Who dareth disturbeth mine own slumber, raaaaaaaa!!!!!! I shall grant thee THREE wishes!

HectorGearLive got only one wish, however, ‘cause he was a mere squire =( So their wishes were as follows:

HectorGearLive got:
1. The worst porn in the world (As requested by creejoh, for him)

creejoh on the other hand got:
2. The power of flight
3. The strongest weed in the world

Then, Andreux granted the wishes. He then said, “With these wishes….

“...you can start taking over the world, little by little, country by country, until the entire planet is under your rule!”

HGL scratched his head - creejoh raised an eyebrow.

“...Or you could do what I did, and…”

“...smoke all the weed right now and fly over the empire state building for hours on end and listen to ‘Lucy in the sky with diamonds’ and try to figure out the meaning of life while looking at crappy porn”

Andreux looked at them and said, “I hate cheese” and drove off in his rusty Geo Metro which then turned into a virgin eagle.