Do you think men could stand the pain of child-birth? |
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| Posted: 06 October 2004 11:45 AM |
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Women sure do put up a lot, but I’ve been in some bad pain myself. |
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I’m pretty confident guys could handle it. I mean, guys don’t experience it, but it certainly wouldn’t kill us. It’s a statistical impossibility for it to HURT so much that you die. So, even if it hurt really bad, we’d make it through. I DO think that it wouldnd’t be SOOOOO terrible though. Seeing as some women choose to have upwards of 4 children, it can’t be that bad. |
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Imagine you have a kidney stone. Now imagine the pain of passing that kidney stone.
Now, imagine that kidney stone to be the size of an 8-pound watermelon… |
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[quote author=“jbeana”]Imagine you have a kidney stone. Now imagine the pain of passing that kidney stone.
Now, imagine that kidney stone to be the size of an 8-pound watermelon…
haha…ouch. Honestly, in this respect, I’m really glad I’m a guy. I would have them injecting me full of pain killers so fast. |
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i read in the papers the women can handle more pain then men. i believe it too. all those crazy surgery they be doin on themselves 😛 |
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[quote author=“jbeana”]Imagine you have a kidney stone. Now imagine the pain of passing that kidney stone. Now, imagine that kidney stone to be the size of an 8-pound watermelon…
Does passing a really big turd count? |
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[quote author=“HectorGearLive”][quote author=“jbeana”]Imagine you have a kidney stone. Now imagine the pain of passing that kidney stone. Now, imagine that kidney stone to be the size of an 8-pound watermelon…
Does passing a really big turd count?
how big? |
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I dunno about the whole watermelon/pee-hole analogy…I’ve heard stories of some pretty *ahem* loose girls. :sick: |
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[quote author=“Attica”]I dunno about the whole watermelon/pee-hole analogy…I’ve heard stories of some pretty *ahem* loose girls. :sick:
Hahaha.
But seriously, I’ve heard stories from women about how they had to be cut open down there (not C-section, I’m talking natural birth) to allow more room for the baby’s head to get through. All I can say is that they better be giving me lots of drugs when I have kids. |
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Yeah man, they’ll have to knock me the f*** out!
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there’s no way i’d pass a child through my penis. |
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[quote author=“antman22”]there’s no way i’d pass a child through my penis.
Lucky for you, you’ll never have to. I wonder how Ah-nold did it in “Junior”? |
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[quote author=“jbeana”][quote author=“antman22”]there’s no way i’d pass a child through my penis.
Lucky for you, you’ll never have to. I wonder how Ah-nold did it in “Junior”?
Didn’t he get a C-section surgery or something? |
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yeah the pain of child birth is definately something i’m not looking foward to.. i mean sometimes i find just my period unbearable.. i could only imagine.. |
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Would you get the spinal injection? I remember seeing like 4 hours of birth TV on Discovery, for a “Labor Day” celebration. Sometimes those newborn heads are all deformed due to all the pushing.
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AAAAH, grossss!! i dont want to have to think about this. ewewew |
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[quote author=“jbeana”]AAAAH, grossss!! i dont want to have to think about this. ewewew
Agreed. Please, after my post, no one EVER bump this thread again. LOL It sounds painful, and the picture of the baby heads just creeps me out. LOL |
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I thank Jah EVERY DAY that I am a man. I could endure the pain, but the monthly bleeding and mood swings? It’s tough enough for me to put up with somebody who’s going through that, no way! :o
Plus I love my penis, it’s really something I wouldn’t want to live without. :evil: |
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[quote author=“HectorGearLive”][quote author=“jbeana”]Imagine you have a kidney stone. Now imagine the pain of passing that kidney stone. Now, imagine that kidney stone to be the size of an 8-pound watermelon…
Does passing a really big turd count?
Only if you’re constipated… lol. It hurts for me when I eat too much cheese and get constipated. Now you think I’d be able to have a baby? Yeah right 😊 |
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A lifetime supply of getting hit in the balls = the pain of 1 childbirth? Are we even?
And an 8 pound watermelon isnt the same for a dude and his penis. A man’s penis can’t fit [comfortably] into another penis…. Id say its like pushing a hamster through your peehole.
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Just kidding thank you women who give birth to babies. We love you. |
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thank God the females are the ones that have to give birth lol… i would not be able to take the pain. |
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