Are breasts a woman’s best attribute? |
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Hi...I'm New...
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I tried to tell jokes, but people can usually see right through me…
*ba bum, ba bum*
Thanks, I’ll be here all week…don’t forget to tip your waitress |
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Board Mentor
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[quote author=“AndruGearLive”]OH YEAH???? What do you call a clam who wont share his toys?
SHELLFISH!! :D
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lol… is this turning into a joke thread? |
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Board Apprentice
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[quote author=“Ghost of MunkyXTC”]Thanks, I’ll be here all week…don’t forget to tip your waitress
Here’s a tip for the waitress: Don’t insult me by audibly saying “This looks like a really good fake” when I hand you my TOTALLY REAL ID CARD when I order alcoholic beverages at restaurants. Your tip will be substantially smaller, you bitch. |
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Board Mentor
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[quote author=“Tighr”][quote author=“Ghost of MunkyXTC”]Thanks, I’ll be here all week…don’t forget to tip your waitress
Here’s a tip for the waitress: Don’t insult me by audibly saying “This looks like a really good fake” when I hand you my TOTALLY REAL ID CARD when I order alcoholic beverages at restaurants. Your tip will be substantially smaller, you bitch.
lol.. ouch! |
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Board Apprentice
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Especially since I look like I’m 37 with this beard. |
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Board Mentor
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lol.. damn that is great! |
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Hi...I'm New...
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In The Club
Total Posts: 147
Joined 2004-07-30
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First I want to thank all the posters before me for making me laugh out loud at work. I soooo needed that.
And I’m gonna have to go with personality. Breasts are great, but personality determines whether or not she’ll jump in a latex catsuit and invite her bi friend, who happens to have really big breasts, over to play naked twister at 3am right before your nightly run to Popeye’s chicken.
:D
It also determines whether or not she’ll forgive you for always using run-on sentences. |
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Board Mentor
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[quote author=“Ghost of MunkyXTC”]BOObies—c’mon I’m a ghost…what did you expect me to say? :evil:
#-O |
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Board Apprentice
Total Posts: 2059
Joined 2004-12-22
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[quote author=“cmstar”]...right before your nightly run to Popeye’s chicken
Preferrably to pick up breasts, am I right? |
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Board Mentor
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[quote author=“cmstar”]First I want to thank all the posters before me for making me laugh out loud at work. I soooo needed that.
And I’m gonna have to go with personality. Breasts are great, but personality determines whether or not she’ll jump in a latex catsuit and invite her bi friend, who happens to have really big breasts, over to play naked twister at 3am right before your nightly run to Popeye’s chicken.
:D
It also determines whether or not she’ll forgive you for always using run-on sentences.
that was lovely. I agree with the fella |
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Board Mentor
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[quote author=“HectorGearLive”][quote author=“Ghost of MunkyXTC”]BOObies—c’mon I’m a ghost…what did you expect me to say? :evil:
#-O
I killed munky by taking about his bagels.. opps! |
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In The Club
Total Posts: 147
Joined 2004-07-30
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Actually the nightly run to Popeyes was just some random thought….but tying it by saying you’re gonna get a bucket of breasts is funnier, so we’ll go with that. |
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Board Mentor
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I agree. Makes it way funnier. And what girl would say no to popeyes |
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Board Apprentice
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And what guy would say no to breasts? Especially chick breasts? |
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In The Club
Total Posts: 147
Joined 2004-07-30
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Um, maybe a guy on hormones would say no to chick breasts?
But then that would make the guy have his own chick breasts….which would make him infinitely more interesting than before…. :think: |
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Board Apprentice
Total Posts: 2059
Joined 2004-12-22
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Not to me… hmm. I’d be afraid of the guy who thinks chick breasts on a man was interesting! |
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Board Mentor
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I have seen men with boobies! lol.. I always wanted to touch them… someday.. |
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Board Apprentice
Total Posts: 2059
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[quote author=“hmbldtgrl”]I have seen men with boobies! lol.. I always wanted to touch them… someday..
Good luck on your strange but mysterious endeavour. |
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In The Club
Total Posts: 147
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Be afraid, very afraid.
A Thai boy who’s been on hormones since five would turn your head, I’d wager.
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Board Mentor
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come on.. men with boobies doesn’t make you wonder? |
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Board Apprentice
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[quote author=“hmbldtgrl”]come on.. men with boobies doesn’t make you wonder?
Yeah, it makes me wonder what they’re putting in the water. |
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Board Mentor
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lol.. yup! don’t drink that water. |
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I'm A Regular
Total Posts: 618
Joined 2004-07-18
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I definitely don’t want to be looking like Meatloaf in Fight Club. |
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