“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

-Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen star Shia LaBeouf talking about his mom, Shayna, to Playboy magazine.

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