“You know, ever since I won the silver medal in last year’s vice presidential election, I’ve made it my goal to connect with as many people of this great nation as possible,” Sarah Palin (a.k.a. Tina Fey) said during her appearance on yesterday’s Saturday Night Live. “You know, with my work as a contributor on FOX News and my new TLC reality show Sarah Palin’s Alaska, it just seemed like the next logical step was to launch my own network.”

What kind of programming would be featured on the Sarah Palin Network? My Daughter Only Sprained Her Ankle. You Can’t Seriously Be Considering Euthanizing Her, Tea Party Wheel of Fortune, Are You Smarter Than a Half-Term Governor? and Alaskanence - a show about a single woman who doesn’t believe in sex before marriage, who is struggling to raise her three young children - are just a few of the titles Palin’s new venture would air.

Dateline: To Catch a Levi Johnston, So You Think You Can Make Me Fill Out the Census? and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno are also a few of shows that will “aim for the heartland.”

“So there you have it - all Palin, all the time…until 2012, when I haven’t decided what I’m going to do, but I’m probably going to run for President,” she forewarned.

I guess this means Tina Fey will have to stay with the network a little longer.