I’ve been playing games since I was a wee-lad and I’ve been writing about them since I was 12—everything from crappy Tripod sites on up. I love videogames, writing, The X-Files, and sports. And as good a writer as I may be, I’m incapable of writing an interesting bio, so instead, enjoy some choice quotes:

“You ever hear of King George the Third? ... He was King of England when America declared Independence in 1776. King George the Third kept a diary. On July 4th 1776, he made an entry in it: ‘Nothing Important Happened Today’”

“Mulder: They’re here aren’t they?

Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, they’ve been here for a long, long time.”

“Trust no one.”