Perfect for bar-hoppers who love to put a number on everything, (Dude, I drank 22 shots. Just now.) these earrings let you check at a glance just how hot it really is. While the thermometers do actually show the ambient temperature, they’re not necessarily indicative of how “hot” their wearer is, lest one’s self esteem take the blow on a 40 degree day. They’re available for $40 from Elsewheres, perhaps for a belated Christmas gift.

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