While we are on the subject of nauseating

cute cats, the Kam Kam Mobile Alert auto-detects incoming cell phone calls. Instead of annoying ring tones or vibrations, the plush gadget wags it’s tail for 15 seconds up to 5 feet away. At a size of 4.3 x 10.2 x 6-inches, Kam Kam needs 2 AA batteries (not included) to purr and comes at a price of $29.99. Seen here with Don Don, the feline is also available as a cable fix, mouse pad, and other “girly” items.