We don’t tell many people, but clowns creep us out, seriously. What better way to face our fears than with this 6 foot tall Animated Evil Clown with his blood-splattered costume. He will jab at whoever comes near with his knife while scary circus music plays. Sound activated, he runs on 3 AA batteries, not included, and the Fright Catalog mentions that he may come equipped with bloody

white gloves. For $89.99, we think this would be a much better watchdog than the real thing.