You stumble out of bed after being awakened by your Wake n’ Bacon Alarm Clock, sit down at the computer to check your email, and munch away on the rest of your breakfast made by your CrazyPC 5.25 Bay Toaster. Installing in minutes, it comes with Windows software to adjust heat and time. What’s more, it includes a crumb tray for easy cleanup. Find it at a price of $29.99. More details below.

(Okay, we know this one is a belated AFD gotcha, but it was too much fun to pass up since the original site we found it on didn’t catch it. Besides, our old ‘puter gets so hot, this could probably work with our CD slot.)