We can’t think of a better way to safely enjoy the upcoming St. Paddy’s Day than with this Drunken Leprechaun 3D Screensaver 1.1 from Useless Creations. He wanders around your screen while over 100 Irish tunes play background music. Compatible with Windows 95/98/Me/NT/2000/XP/2003, the little green guy comes with a countdown to March 17, and is free to try for fourteen days with a nag screen and 1-leprechaun limit. If you get a bit too inebriated during the festivities and forget how long the two of you have been celebrating, the screensaver can be yours permanently for $9.95.