The Scotsman’s caddie

One day, a scotsman went playing golf. After standing a while on the green he asked the boy standing beside him: “You are my caddie for today?”

“Yes,” answered the boy.

“You are good in finding lost balls?”

“Oh yes, I find every lost ball!”

“Okay, boy, then run and search for one, then we can start!”

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