Highest Rated Quotes from The Office
Posted: 17 October 2010 11:51 PM     [ Ignore ]  
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Highest Rated Quotes from
The Office Seasons 1- 6 DVD Box Set

Jim Halpert:  Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute:  That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert:  False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute:  That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—
Jim Halpert:  Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute:  Bears do not… What is going on?! What are you doing?!

Ryan:  Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott:  It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we’re fine.
Ryan:  I don’t think—I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott:  Oh, I’m sorry. What is, ‘we’re fine’?

 

Jim Halpert:  Does that include ‘that’s what she said’?
Michael Scott:  Mmhh, yes.
Jim Halpert:  Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott:  Mmmm… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

Michael Scott:  Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Oscar:  Where?
Michael Scott:  It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
Stanley:  What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?

 

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Posted: 18 October 2010 02:15 AM   [ # 1 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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oh really it’s a great post. Thanks for sharing this..

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Posted: 19 October 2010 07:08 AM   [ # 2 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Nice quote.. Thanks for sharing with us!!

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