I am not one to complain,
1) I already have an iPhone 3GS, if that was not clear from the OP
2) I do not want to keep it. Otherwise I wouldn’t have started this thread.
3) So far nearly no one has answered the specific bullet points in my OP. I don’t care what the best phone is. I know the iPhone is the best overall, if you can deal with the downsides, which are starting to drive me nuts. So I want to switch. All I want to know is if an alternative exists with the features specified in the OP.
Also, I think this is the first time I’ve ever agreed with gdl on anything