What are some of your favorite Simpsons quotes? :

Bart: We were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.
Homer: Hahaha, you don’t have a son.

Scully: Homer, we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie detector blows up)

“You don’t win friends with salad!”

Homer: “Press the any key ... hmmm where’s the any key?”

Homer: “Look at this country! U R Gay?! Haha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).”

D’oh

I use to have a shirt that had bart on the front saying dont have a cow man. I used to say that all the time. I used to wear that shirt to, I havent watched the simpsons since way back when I went to school so there maybe new sayings they say.