A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

I’m wondering if you’re only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going.

I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Good guys are like public bathrooms, either full of crap or taken.

I like my women how I like my coffee, hot, strong and on the kitchen table.

I used to be an atheist, but then I realized I’m God.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

I’m a drunk, not an alcoholic. I don’t go to those meetings.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

What guyz, did u like these?

lol! those were some good ones
i especially like “lead me not into temtation. I can find it myself.”

Nice lines.

I liked this one: Good guys are like public bathrooms, either full of crap or taken.

Definitely true.

lol! those were some good ones
i especially like “lead me not into temtation. I can find it myself.”

Thank you sharkhead

and

Nice lines.

I liked this one: Good guys are like public bathrooms, either full of crap or taken.

Definitely true.

thank you Shady.

and my favorite one is The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

I liked this on
I used to be an atheist, but then I realized I’m God.

DOOOMKULTUS - 02 June 2008 10:00 AM

I liked this on
I used to be an atheist, but then I realized I’m God.

U r back with ur right opinion.

Gus do anyone have funny lines like these, share it here.

where can you find ones like this? if i find any ill be sure to post them here

sharkhead7854 - 03 June 2008 06:44 AM

where can you find ones like this? if i find any ill be sure to post them here

thank you and if you got one , you are welcome

@ mov
i didn’t get you ,what you mean by “U r back with ur right opinion.”

and why are you double posting all over the palce? and then apologising?

i think he means that he agrees with what you said
and he doesnt seem to like the “edit” button much…

Nice lines.
But don’t double post .

it was earlier, i dont think he does anymore- at least not that i know of

Here is a funny line,

A Successful man is one who earn more money then his wife can spend.!!!

those are pretty funny, i have heard alot of those. i think my favorite out of all of those is Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. that describes me to a tee.

littlebull - 03 June 2008 05:56 PM

those are pretty funny, i have heard alot of those. i think my favorite out of all of those is Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. that describes me to a tee.

Do you have any more funny lines. littlebul.

I’ve heard most of them if not all.Some of them are pretty catchy too.

sushrukh - 04 June 2008 01:46 AM

I’ve heard most of them if not all.Some of them are pretty catchy too.

U r right they are really catchy and funny too.

lol i really like “A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well”  it couldn’t be any more true than that. 

lol yeah it is a good one, but i still laugh when i read
“lead me not into temtation. I can find it myself.”
i cant get over that one!

sharkhead7854 - 06 June 2008 09:59 PM

lol yeah it is a good one, but i still laugh when i read
“lead me not into temtation. I can find it myself.”
i cant get over that one!

I think it can be easily explained like this a boy has been attracted by a girl , but the girl doesn’t know that he is really attracted and she wants him to get more attracted towards her,
Am i atleast a little bit right about this?