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Posted: 20 August 2007 03:30 PM
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From today’s Daily Dish:
Levine: ‘Sharapova Was Bad Between the Sheets’
Adam Levine reportedly ditched tennis star Maria Sharapova because she is a “terrible lover” who refused to move or make noise during sex.
The pair dated briefly in 2005, after meeting at the Russian Wimbledon champion’s 18th birthday party—but their romance soon fell cold.
Russia’s Exile magazine reports Levine says, “She wouldn’t make any noise during sex.
“I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
(oh, did I mention it’s Maroon 5’s singer… Not Andy?
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This totally ruins my Maria Sharapova fantasy. :(
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Hypersteric - 20 August 2007 07:33 PM
This totally ruins my Maria Sharapova fantasy. :(
What? That she’s a bad lover or that she’s had sex with Andy?
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. . .Now that you mention it, both.
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hahaha thats gold i love the “she just lay there like a dead frog.” call now thats cold i wonder what she has to say about him ,
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I bet it wasn’t as good as the fuzzball cheerleader.
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Dante of Smeg - 20 August 2007 11:37 PM
I bet it wasn’t as good as the fuzzball cheerleader.
Tru-dat.
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hawkes wasn’t it u who say, if its not a football cheerleader then its not a real cheerleader.
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OSIRIS - 21 August 2007 02:56 AM
hawkes wasn’t it u who say, if its not a football cheerleader then its not a real cheerleader.
Why yes I DID say that. Because in my puberty years there was only ONE cheerleader. A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. “F” the team, I wanted to “F” one of them..
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what i going to say was ,yes hawks point and case well done
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It’s so fun picking on Andy. The real joke is, he could never get that kind of girl if he tried. Ha ha ha
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Slymanx - 21 August 2007 09:11 AM
It’s so fun picking on Andy. The real joke is, he could never get that kind of girl if he tried. Ha ha ha
Hey…if she went blind and he rolled up to her and said “Hey, I’m Nicholas Cage”....maybe.
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It’s so fun picking on Andy. The real joke is, he could never get that kind of girl if he tried. Ha ha ha
Hey…if she went blind and he rolled up to her and said “Hey, I’m Nicholas Cage”....maybe.
lmao I though I was the only one who thought he sounded like Nicholas Cage.
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For the record. The best cheerleaders in the league are the Green Bay Packers cheerleaders.
Seriously. Look them up.
They rock. They’re the only cheer squad in the NFL that isn’t insulting to female fans.
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Edie Sellers - 21 August 2007 06:55 PM
For the record. The best cheerleaders in the league are the Green Bay Packers cheerleaders.
Seriously. Look them up.
They rock. They’re the only cheer squad in the NFL that isn’t insulting to female fans.
Thank God someone mentions The Packers.
They are kicking ass and taken names this pre-season.
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Go Packers!!!.....wow we went from making fun of andy, to cheerleaders to the packers…odd.
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Hunterchief - 21 August 2007 08:35 PM
Go Packers!!!.....wow we went from making fun of andy, to cheerleaders to the packers…odd.
they really like there fudge…
Didn’t montana go play for them at one point.
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This reminds me of a similar situation I saw at work a few months back. There was this poster for the movie Factory Girl that reminded me of the Gamer Andy crew. Read the tag line and you’ll see why.
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