Adam Levine reportedly ditched tennis star Maria Sharapova because she is a “terrible lover” who refused to move or make noise during sex.
The pair dated briefly in 2005, after meeting at the Russian Wimbledon champion’s 18th birthday party—but their romance soon fell cold.
Russia’s Exile magazine reports Levine says, “She wouldn’t make any noise during sex.
“I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
(oh, did I mention it’s Maroon 5’s singer… Not Andy?
hawkes wasn’t it u who say, if its not a football cheerleader then its not a real cheerleader.
Why yes I DID say that. Because in my puberty years there was only ONE cheerleader. A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. “F” the team, I wanted to “F” one of them..
This reminds me of a similar situation I saw at work a few months back. There was this poster for the movie Factory Girl that reminded me of the Gamer Andy crew. Read the tag line and you’ll see why.
