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Bioshock gets 5/10
Posted: 19 August 2007 09:56 PM     [ Ignore ]  
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The website Sony Defense Force (Sucks Dick Forever is more like it) has recently reviewed Bioshock on the Xbox 360. The full review can be found here. Apparently, Bioshock is terrible due to it “being compressed onto a DVD.” Yes, that is the striking blow. According to the author, if it was on a PS3 it would have cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray. Wow, fanboyish to the extreme.

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Posted: 20 August 2007 12:19 AM   [ # 1 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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im suppose to care….

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Posted: 20 August 2007 03:57 AM   [ # 2 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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LMAO
ha revenge for the crap ign review of Lair…

Okay I think this is taking it too far as well.. why is a sony site reviewing a 360 game?
I should be getting it on thurday when its out in the uk.
I’ll play it but I be thinking about playing it on the ps3

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Posted: 20 August 2007 05:16 AM   [ # 3 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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@Dante is it nice living in a delusional world

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Posted: 20 August 2007 07:35 AM   [ # 4 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Mr.D - 20 August 2007 05:16 AM

@Dante is it nice living in a delusional world

First off: This site is no different than Major Ynos, and anyone who takes it seriously should really really get themselves checked.. smile

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Posted: 20 August 2007 08:11 AM   [ # 5 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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@Dante is it nice living in a delusional world

First off: This site is no different than Major Ynos, and anyone who takes it seriously should really really get themselves checked.. smile


Somehow I miss Major Ynos…..sniff, sniff.

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Posted: 20 August 2007 11:18 AM   [ # 6 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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@Dante is it nice living in a delusional world

First off: This site is no different than Major Ynos, and anyone who takes it seriously should really really get themselves checked.. smile

you think thats bad you should check out this one..

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/

When the ps3 was about to come out in europe is speading major muck about it..

In the end, i joke about and think the ps3 gets a hard deal, but this fan sites take things way to far..  even Major nelson can go a bit too far…
Anyone would think they had the son of god plugged in to there tv.

go out and buy the new Sega Budda twice as powerful as any other deity games console….

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Posted: 20 August 2007 03:56 PM   [ # 7 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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CooperHawkes - 20 August 2007 07:35 AM
Mr.D - 20 August 2007 05:16 AM

@Dante is it nice living in a delusional world

First off: This site is no different than Major Ynos, and anyone who takes it seriously should really really get themselves checked.. smile

BIZZARO HAWKES…

or something

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Posted: 20 August 2007 04:05 PM   [ # 8 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Mr.D - 20 August 2007 05:16 AM

@Dante is it nice living in a delusional world

First off: This site is no different than Major Ynos, and anyone who takes it seriously should really really get themselves checked.. smile

you think thats bad you should check out this one..

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/

When the ps3 was about to come out in europe is speading major muck about it..

In the end, i joke about and think the ps3 gets a hard deal, but this fan sites take things way to far..  even Major nelson can go a bit too far…
Anyone would think they had the son of god plugged in to there tv.

go out and buy the new Sega Budda twice as powerful as any other deity games console….

website….#### i didn t go to the link i was actually just talking about you dante lol

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Posted: 20 August 2007 04:41 PM   [ # 9 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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What kind of review is this? I’m floored.

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Posted: 20 August 2007 11:35 PM   [ # 10 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Mr.D - 20 August 2007 05:16 AM

@Dante is it nice living in a delusional world

First off: This site is no different than Major Ynos, and anyone who takes it seriously should really really get themselves checked.. smile

you think thats bad you should check out this one..

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/

When the ps3 was about to come out in europe is speading major muck about it..

In the end, i joke about and think the ps3 gets a hard deal, but this fan sites take things way to far..  even Major nelson can go a bit too far…
Anyone would think they had the son of god plugged in to there tv.

go out and buy the new Sega Budda twice as powerful as any other deity games console….

website….#### i didn t go to the link i was actually just talking about you dante lol

I lot of my non games friend think I’m mad..
I use my holiday to book round game releases.
I dont like football, in the uk thats a sin of the greatest order. “stone him”

So I’m happy in my own world and you’re all there with me. We are all outcast and misfits , we support teams but instead of the oakland raiders or manchester united its sony and microsoft.
And my team is so gonna kick your teams ass.

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Posted: 21 August 2007 02:22 AM   [ # 11 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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So, Maxim Magazine gave Bioshock a 3 out of 5 stars with no explanation or real review… just a rating.  The magazine came out last week. 

I am willing to bet they had no review copy or any experience on the game, just gave it a random score based on what some twat thought it was going to get.

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Posted: 21 August 2007 02:26 AM   [ # 12 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Maj Malfunction - 21 August 2007 02:22 AM

So, Maxim Magazine gave Bioshock a 3 out of 5 stars with no explanation or real review… just a rating.  The magazine came out last week. 

I am willing to bet they had no review copy or any experience on the game, just gave it a random score based on what some twat thought it was going to get.


Thanks, but I’ll save my video game reading for sources that actually know about video games.
Why in the hell would I buy a game based on a Maxim review?
They’re a friggin titty mag…!!

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Posted: 21 August 2007 02:44 AM   [ # 13 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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Bert - 21 August 2007 02:26 AM

They’re a friggin titty mag…!!

They’re not even a GOOD titty mag.

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Posted: 21 August 2007 05:51 AM   [ # 14 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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I like titties….

But I stopped paying for Maxim long ago, got it free with some online subscription I had purchased.

Still pisses me off handing out “review scores” when they could not possibly have touched the game.

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Posted: 21 August 2007 06:35 AM   [ # 15 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Know what’s worse than not touching the game?

Owning the game.. giving it longing stares next to your Computer.. at work.. where you can’t play it till your son goes to bed tonight at 9:00pm..

I think I’ll ask my son’s baby sitter to keep him awake.. no nap=early night time!

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Posted: 21 August 2007 09:29 AM   [ # 16 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]  
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CooperHawkes - 21 August 2007 06:35 AM

Know what’s worse than not touching the game?

Owning the game.. giving it longing stares next to your Computer.. at work.. where you can’t play it till your son goes to bed tonight at 9:00pm..

I think I’ll ask my son’s baby sitter to keep him awake.. no nap=early night time!

I’ve kept my kid awake from naps to try to get him to bed early…. does that make us evil?

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Posted: 23 August 2007 08:29 PM   [ # 17 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]  
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Is no one going to mention the fact that Bioshock is NOT going to be on the PS3?  EVAR!

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Posted: 23 August 2007 08:46 PM   [ # 18 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]  
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well i guess ur going to have to get a 360 ,lol go on come to the dark side “we have cookies and halo 3” raspberry hahahahaha

but yeah do u know why it isn’t going to be on PS3 ?? i thought it would have been but meh i got it on 360 its all Good ^_^

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Posted: 23 August 2007 08:53 PM   [ # 19 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]  
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It’s not going to the PS3 because M$ paid for it to be exclusive.

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Gemini Ace - 23 August 2007 08:53 PM

It’s not going to the PS3 because M$ paid for it to be exclusive.


god bless MS lol

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Posted: 24 August 2007 03:35 AM   [ # 21 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]  
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Gemini Ace - 23 August 2007 08:29 PM

Is no one going to mention the fact that Bioshock is NOT going to be on the PS3?  EVAR!

Never say EVER.  “Splinter Cell” said: “Only on XBOX” and it found it’s way to the PS2.  The bottom line is: IF Bioshock doesn’t do HOLY #### good on the 360, they’ll port it.  It’s a smart business decision.

Just like if MGS4 is ready and Sony is in a DISTANT third, you know they will eventually (though begrudgingly) move it to 360 to tap the market.

It’s business, and anyone who talks about “Loyalty” and all that crap is out of business.

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Posted: 24 August 2007 03:43 AM   [ # 22 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]  
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Is no one going to mention the fact that Bioshock is NOT going to be on the PS3?  EVAR!

Never say EVER.  “Splinter Cell” said: “Only on XBOX” and it found it’s way to the PS2.  The bottom line is: IF Bioshock doesn’t do HOLY #### good on the 360, they’ll port it.  It’s a smart business decision.

Just like if MGS4 is ready and Sony is in a DISTANT third, you know they will eventually (though begrudgingly) move it to 360 to tap the market.

It’s business, and anyone who talks about “Loyalty” and all that crap is out of business.

 

Agreed. Personally, I think Bioshock is a timed exclusive. Just like with Oblivion (where everyone thought it was an Xbox exclusive), they’ll announce it somewhere down the road that it’s coming to PS3.

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Posted: 24 August 2007 08:52 AM   [ # 23 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]  
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I wouldn’t rule it out, but only if the PS3 market expands enough for it to be a good venture for 2k.

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Posted: 24 August 2007 10:36 AM   [ # 24 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]  
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Is no one going to mention the fact that Bioshock is NOT going to be on the PS3?  EVAR!

Never say EVER.  “Splinter Cell” said: “Only on XBOX” and it found it’s way to the PS2.  The bottom line is: IF Bioshock doesn’t do HOLY #### good on the 360, they’ll port it.  It’s a smart business decision.

Just like if MGS4 is ready and Sony is in a DISTANT third, you know they will eventually (though begrudgingly) move it to 360 to tap the market.

It’s business, and anyone who talks about “Loyalty” and all that crap is out of business.

 

Agreed. Personally, I think Bioshock is a timed exclusive. Just like with Oblivion (where everyone thought it was an Xbox exclusive), they’ll announce it somewhere down the road that it’s coming to PS3.

Ok, so apparently I was wrong about Bioshock (probably) coming to PS3.
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/08/24/levine-confirms-no-ps3-bioshock-and-does-mea-culpa-on-pc-issues/

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Posted: 25 August 2007 09:56 AM   [ # 25 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]  
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Has anyone played Bioshock on the PC?

I played the demo and decided to stop.  Why?  I intend to buy the full game and don’t want to destroy the experience.

on http://www.play.com, I can buy it on the PC for £25 ($50) which is ceap compaered to £40 ($80) on the 360.

The companies love to shaft the UK.smile

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